The Wacky Whale

Trading Education + Tools

Think Big. Risk Small.

Learn a repeatable process for planning, sizing and reviewing every trade, then run it with the calculators and journal built for it. One membership, everything in one place.

  • 10 step-by-step lessons, from risk rules to options and leverage
  • 4 calculators: position size, expectancy, options payoff and drawdown
  • A private trade journal that works out your win rate, R and profit factor

Cancel any time. 7-day money-back guarantee on your first payment.

The Process

Plan It. Size It. Log It. Sharpen It.

Every lesson, calculator and journal entry inside The Pod feeds one routine: set your risk, size the position from your stop, log the result and let your own numbers show you what to keep doing.

What You Get

Lessons, Tools And A Journal That Work Together

The Curriculum

10 lessons that go in order: risk first, then sizing, expectancy, charts, a written plan, options, leverage and the habits that keep you consistent. Each one ends with a short assignment.

The Toolkit

Size a position from your stop in seconds. Check whether your win rate and payoff actually add up. Chart any option's payoff at expiration. See what a drawdown really costs.

The Trade Journal

Log each trade in under a minute. The journal works out P&L, R-multiples, win rate, expectancy and profit factor, and splits plan trades from off-plan trades. Export to CSV any time.

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Size Your Next Trade In Seconds

This is the members' position size calculator, open to everyone. Enter your account, your risk and your stop. It tells you the most you can buy so a stop-out costs exactly what you planned.

Position Size Calculator

Enter your stop first. The calculator tells you how big the position can be so a stop-out costs exactly your planned risk.

Max position size
50 shares
Planned risk
$100.00
Risk if stopped
$100.00
Position value
$2,500.00
Direction
Long

The Curriculum

10 Lessons. No Fluff. No Hype.

  1. Risk First: The Rule That Keeps You In The Game Free

    Why the size of your loss matters more than the size of your idea, and how to cap the loss on every trade.

  2. How Prices Actually Move: Bids, Asks And Liquidity

    What happens between clicking buy and getting filled, and why the spread is a cost you pay on every trade.

  3. Order Types: Market, Limit, Stop And Bracket

    The orders you'll use every day, what each one guarantees, and what each one doesn't.

  4. Position Sizing: Turning Risk Into Shares And Contracts

    The one formula that connects your account size, your stop and your order ticket.

  5. Risk-Reward, Win Rate And Expectancy

    Why a high win rate can still lose money, and the number that tells you whether a strategy pays.

  6. Reading A Chart: Candles, Trend, Levels And Volume

    A practical way to read price action without drowning in indicators.

  7. Building A Written Trading Plan

    A one-page plan that tells you what to trade, when, how much and when to stop for the day.

  8. Options Essentials: Calls, Puts And The Greeks

    What an option is, how its price is made up, and how the payoff looks at expiration.

  9. Leverage And Margin: How Accounts Blow Up

    How borrowed buying power magnifies both directions, and the guardrails that keep it from ending your account.

  10. Psychology, Journaling And Honest Review

    How to spot tilt before it costs you, and how to use a journal to learn faster than memory allows.

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Full Access From Day One. Zero Lock-In.

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Cancel online from your account page whenever you like. You keep access through the period you paid for.

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Every New Lesson Included

New lessons and tools we add while you're a member come with your membership at no extra cost.

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Think Big. Risk Small. Start Today.

Get all 10 lessons, the full calculator toolkit and your private trade journal for $29 a month. Cancel any time. 7-day money-back guarantee on your first payment.